BIBLICAL WAYS TO OBTAIN A WIFE......... 1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head,trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. Deuteronomy21:11-13 2. Find a prostitute and marry her. Hosea 1:1-3 3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering hisflock. Moses Exodus 2:16-21 4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.Boaz Ruth 4:5-10 5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab oneand carry her off to be your wife. Benjaminites Judges 21:19-25 6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will costyou. Adam Genesis 2:19-24 7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand inmarriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another sevenyears for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right.Fourteen years of hard labor for a wife. Jacob Genesis 29:15-30 8. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and gethis daughter for a wife. David I Samuel 18:27 9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'lldefinitely find someone. It's all relative, of course. Cain Genesis 4:16,17 10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.Xerxes or Ahasuerus Esther 2:3,4 11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, Ihave seen a woman; now get her for me. If your parents question yourdecision, simply say, Get her for me. She's the one for me. Samson Judges14:1-3 12. Kill any husband and take his wife Prepare to lose four sons,though. David 2 Samuel 11 13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. It's not just a goodidea; it's the law. Onan and Boaz Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth 14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. Solomon 1Kings 11:1-3 15. A wife? No! Paul 1 Corinthians 7:32-35 A.S.A.P.Always Say A Prayer